Restaurant Review: An Alice-in-Wonderful Themed Afternoon Tea @ Alice & The Hatter, Herne Bay (Kent)

One of the things I look forward to is seeing my girls. Each month we meet up near one of our homes for a catch-up, usually involving a lot of tea and cake. We try to visit somewhere near as often as possibly, and recently we took a trip to Herne Bay to visit Alice & The Hatter.

This wonderland-themed tea room has its chequered floors, throne chairs, teacup stools, grassy nooks and even the food is themed with “open book sandwiches”, a vast tea selection, coffees, and handmade pastries and cakes. I have to say the large cakes looked amazing, so I know what I’ll head for next time I visit.

For our first visit, however, it had to be Afternoon Tea.

Sandwiches were some of the nicest I’ve even eaten – with the Chicken Pesto ones being moist, flavourful and completely addictive. I didn’t think too much of the Cream Cheese & Cucumber, as the cucumber was cut too thinly to provide any texture. My Ham & Cheese (without chutney) were generously filled, and the mini Bagel with Cream Cheese & Salmon was fresh and delicious. I found the Sausage Roll a little dry, but I’m not the biggest fan of them anyway!

Scones were good, if a little too big (I find big scones can suffer the fate of being a tad claggy). I had the Lemon & Poppyseed for which I was really grateful – it was something different, and the lemon flavour went perfectly with the clotted cream and strawberry jam.

The patisserie plate is where things got really exciting – but unfortunately for me it felt a little style over substance. The Drink Me potion reminded me of the Panda Pops we used to sneak as a child, bright blue, far too sweet and full of e-numbers. It gave me an instant headache if I’m honest! The little jam biscuit was tasty, though a little soft. The cupcake was good, moist and well-flavoured with a nice icing-cake ratio. The macaroon wasn’t great at all, with a bubbly matte finish and an overly soft texture. Finally ‘mousse’ – bright pink and purple, this was a gummy texture, far too sweet and just not good. A shame as the other plates on the stand had been lovely!

Would I go back to Alice & The Hatter? Certainly. I’d avoid the afternoon tea, but it’s still a lovely place to relax with a cuppa and a slice of cake!

Where else do you recommend for Afternoon Tea?