Review: Half’n’Half Pizzas at Battersea Pi, Clapham

I suffer, quite chronically, with the problem of not being able to choose what to eat. In a chain restaurant I’m generally good as I have my go-to choices (until they remove it from the menu, as happened to me in Bella Italia last week with my favourite pasta dish…) but the problem comes out when I’m presented with a “I-want-to-eat-everything-on-this” menu in more independent places. Battersea Pi went someway towards solving this problem, as they allowed me to choose two pizzas in one.

 photo Battersea Pi_zpsqaodfl3i.jpg(I could have chosen 3 if we’d had a big pizza to share, but I couldn’t persuade my husband to go without tomato-based pizzas…)

After putting a shout-out on Twitter for recommended pizza places in SW London I had shouts for Dynamo (I LOVE their Stelvio pizza, but the service in the Putney restaurant has deteriorated to the point we only order via Deliveroo), Franco Manca (they’ve taken their tomato-free pizza off the menu – the courgette and basil one was delicious) and 400 Rabbits (so yum, but just too far!) – and then this place dropped onto my radar. Just down-the-road-and-round-the-corner from Clapham Junction it’s super easy for us to get to, offers 3 or so tomato-free options on their standard menu, and the toppings just sounded yummy. It was an easy choice for my post-exam ritual of a pizza night!

And as it was potentially to be the last post-exam pizza (I need another excuse if I end up qualifying this time around!) we decided to go all out. A carafe of the “fancier” (read: not the cheapest) rose on the menu was ordered, and it was delightful. A very pale, almost golden colour and absolutely delicious. And we even went all out with starters too…

 photo Battersea Pi Pizzeria Review 2_zpshk7qlm16.jpg photo Battersea Pi Pizzeria Review  1_zpsdnfj1ezu.jpgBruschetta with Lardo, Parmesan and Honey were outrageously simple (and totally unphotogenic) but also outrageously delicious. The lardo was fantastic quality, the bread crispy without causing fear for my teeth and I could have eaten several plates along with the aforementioned wine.

My choice, Arancini with Pancetta, Spinach, Scamorza and Leek (or leak, as both the online and printed menu read), were just as good. The rice was still slightly al-dente, the outsides perfectly crisp and there was blobs of melting cheese throughout. The pancetta, though delicious, I felt could have been taken out to make these veggie friendly – and my biggest point of criticism for the food was that I’d have avoided serving these in a bowl on top of salad leaves, as it made them very wilted and unpleasant. Either on a plate, or in a bowl without salad!

And then the main event. The pizza.

We both went for the ‘regular’ size with half’n’half toppings. And trust me, these pizzas are big. W managed all of us but complained of being full for the remainder of the evening. I enjoyed two large slices for lunch the next day – and as a side note the base reheated perfectly without going soggy, greasy or chewy.

 photo Battersea Pi Pizzeria Review  6_zpsqzrev3l0.jpg photo Battersea Pi Pizzeria Review  8_zpssicduyrz.jpgW went for two tomatoey options – the No. 3 (Nduja, Ricotta, Mint and Jalapeno Jam) and the No.7 (Lebanese Spiced Lamb with Turkish Yoghurt and Parsley). “They were delicious” is the answer I got when I was penning up this post and asked for his opinion so there you go!

I, of course, went for the “white base” options – the No.2 (Roasted Butternut Squash, Sage and Sausage) and the No. 6 (Rosemary Goat’s Cheese, Crispy Kale and Caramelised Red Onion). I was expected chunks of roasted squash, so a puree as a sauce confused me slightly (especially as it’s billed to have a white base!), but it was delicious and the sweet nuttiness really worked well with the sage, mozzarella and sausage. I found it unexpectedly spicy, but still tasty.

The No.6 was a revelation! Whilst really not attractive to look at, the crispy kale worked wonderfully on a pizza, adding an amazing crunchy texture and a slight bitterness which worked so well with the creamy goat’s cheese. Red Onion and Goat’s Cheese is a combination I love anyway (check out my comforting pasta recipe here) and to have it on a pizza was pretty much a dream come true.

The bases were delicious – less greasy that those from the Dynamo, but less doughy and more flavourful that those from Franco Manca. I’d put them fairly close in flavour to the ones I make at home, though obviously these guys have a *massive* pizza oven and I have a temperamental oven that seems to leak more heat into the flat that it retains. Toppings were just enough – not scanty, but not enough to overload the base and make it soggy or impossible to eat. Nothing worse than a soggy bottom. I personally would have liked a little more cheese, but I’m a bit of cheese fiend right now!

 photo Battersea Pi Pizzeria Review  7_zps0xjch8aq.jpgWe declined the offer of seeing the dessert menu (and it’s only online, so I’m not sure what they offer) but I know I’ll be back. They were very ready to make changes to pizzas for dietary requirements, there’s vegan options and it was also a lovely, relaxing and friendly place to be.  Though next time I’m 100% persuading my hubby to get one of the giant pizzas…

Where’s your favourite pizza spot? Do you struggle to choose what to order?